STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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