She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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