its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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