the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
