Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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