I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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