I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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