yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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