Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
two words...techno handjob
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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