Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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