It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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