he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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