D3 body, D1 cock
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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