Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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