he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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