Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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