if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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