I heard we made out
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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