I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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