everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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