Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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