she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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