Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Sorry my hands just texted you
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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