Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
ttyl tear gas
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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