I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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