South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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