just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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