im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
i dont even know how to be here
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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