Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
what day is it and did you see me today?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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