Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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