That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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