I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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