Your mouth is God's brothel.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
The struggles of a small town man whore
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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