Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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