'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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