god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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