if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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