just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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