The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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