Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Randomize