Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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