My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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