walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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