I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
he laminated a picture of his dick.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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