Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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