so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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