Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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