do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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