On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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