May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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