? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
id be glad to
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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