The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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