I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
It was like giving head to a cactus.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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