I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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